BrunoMax Photography

About me,well... my name is Bill, and there’s not a whole lot to tell really. I'm a fairly simple individual; I believe strongly that I will be broke for the rest of my life. I don’t eat humans, for that is frowned upon in most cultures (otherwise I might consider it). I sometimes get the urge to shout out the names of irrelevant parts of the human body in public places… just to see what happens. I think therefore I am. When I’m angry I tend to walk away from situations and that gets a lot of people mad at me, but it’s my way of keeping my cool. I’ve got soul but I have NO rhythm. I love my camera more than myself.


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  • “She stood by the tea-table in a light-coloured muslin gown, which had a good deal of pink about it. She looked as if she was not attending to the conversation, but solely busy with the tea-cups, among which her round ivory hands moved with pretty, noiseless, daintiness.” 
    ― Elizabeth Gaskell

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    Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly, and then send it to your favorite followers.

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    1.  My Tumblr page is named after my dogs, Bruno and Max; I love them as if they were real children.

    2.  Before my grandmother died of Alzheimer’s she told me I had grown into a beautiful man, inside and out. I believed her.

    3.  My mother taught me how to cook, clean, sew, plant a garden, and be respectful of women.

    4.  My father died when I was seven, I miss him still, and need him more now than ever before.

    5.  I have only had sex with one woman my entire life and I married her. I’m glad I made that decision.

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